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Thanks For Nothing John

from Practice Tapes EP by The Tony Cliftons

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What the hell am I doing in my yard?
My brain was feeling fine, now I'm a retard
I've gotta wash the blood out of my hair
I've gotta zombie walk up these stairs
My guts are shaking me inside,
but we've got a show to play tonight
So I guess I finally understand
Why I've got another drink in my goddamn hand
It's just another day with another way to waste a fucking dime
Our alcohol abuse won't make the news cuz we do it all the time
Watching the world spinning around
is the only thing keeping me from falling down
My tolerance goes straight from good to great
with all my friends in town
The beer can't help but please
but the whiskey's gonna knock you to your knees
It's like a cultural disease
when John Jameson's controlling me
We ain't got much to lose. You look confused, but you'll get it in good time
The punch line's custom fit. Sit back and wait for it. It's gonna blow your fucking mind
John Jameson's controlling me.

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from Practice Tapes EP, released August 27, 2011

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The Tony Cliftons Denton, Texas

Ignoring everything that could ever be considered good taste. These charming and sensitive young men bring you unfiltered Shit-Talk Punk Rock from skrate out da Denton TX. Part standup comedy, part music with a dash of general jackassery. If you leave the shows happy, angry, annoyed, or confused.....mission accomplished. ... more

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